The jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?

Nothing.

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?

Call 911.

What's the difference between family and cats...

Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."

"Why?"

"He was very open-minded!"

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.