The jokes

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.

"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."

The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.