The jokes
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Memes
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.