The jokes
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Memes
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.