The jokes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
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