The jokes
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.