The jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Memes
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.
I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!