The jokes
Why don't you take emo skydiving?
They cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?