The jokes

Kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Harassment

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Memes

Page

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Russia

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Orphan

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples actually get picked.

Dog

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Milk

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Life

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Football

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!