The jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Memes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.