The jokes
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
I put the fun in funeral.
Memes
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.