The jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger down the toilet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.