The jokes
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Memes
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.