That jokes

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.