That jokes
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Puns, that's how I roll.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!