Terrorists jokes

Terrorist

  • Two terrorists walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

    The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

    Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

    Racist

  • America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

    White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

    The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

    1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

    Feminism

  • What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

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  • 9/11

  • What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

    We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

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  • Mirror

  • A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

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  • Community talk

  • 1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

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