Imagine being emo
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
Like if you know someone is emo
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate. Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so called “rise in teen pregnancy.”
What will make a depressed teenager happy? A cliff.
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it's okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.
