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killer of bears 101 路 3 years ago
  • The image is divided into two panels. In the first panel, a person with glasses and dark hair looks slightly annoyed and makes a thumbs up gesture. Below it the text "You just insulted my entire profession" is displayed. The second panel shows the same person looking like they are admitting a secret with the text "But yes." and a tiny URL on the right side which is "boredpanda.com".
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  • Toaster

    TechPriestGotDrip 路 3 years ago
  • 馃椏馃椏馃椏

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons labeled "actually help the imperium by providing tech" and "steal toasters" with a hand pointing at the right button. The bottom panel shows a Techpriest with a hood, face mask, and several mechanical tentacles coming out of the face mask.
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  • Toaster

    TechPriestGotDrip 路 3 years ago
  • When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

    A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"
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  • Zombie

    tabs1528 路 1 year ago
  • The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."
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  • House

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • A man with a red cap is shouting. Behind him, an icon of the Chinese flag and a TikTok logo are crossed out. Below him, it reads: 'IN THIS HOUSE WE ONLY USE AMERICAN TECH SPYWARE.' Under the text are the logos for Facebook, an American flag with 'MADE IN USA,' and Google.
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  • Tech Support

    DIANEE 路 1 year ago
  • A bearded dragon is wearing a headset and laying on top of a book with the text: "HELLO, TECH SUPPORT. YOU HAVE A BUG IN YOUR COMPUTER? SOUNDS TASTY."
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  • Tech Support

    Hey oh HEEEEY 路 3 years ago
  • true

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a man in a dark shirt with a light blue background. Text above him reads: "When someone says Tech Support is just googling the problem" and below him: "You just insulted my entire profession." The bottom panel shows the same man with a similar background looking a bit amused. The text reads: "But yes." The website boredpanda.com is written in small font on the lower right.
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  • Overlord

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 years ago
  • The image contrasts two items. On the left, a white VR headset is displayed with the description "-$3499", "Looks dumb", "Tech overlord worship", "Scaring the hoes", "Weird tanline", "Instantly outdated". On the right, a pile of white powder is displayed with the description "-$3200", "Oh he got money", "Elegant luxury", "Hoes delighted", "Culturally significant", "Timeless aesthetic".
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  • Year

    Heroin Monkey 路 2 months ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from David J Phillips (@davj). The text describes his financial journey over 5 years: Year 1 - $65K (1st job); Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise); Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs); Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me); Year 5 - $146K (promotion).
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