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Technology

  • My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.

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  • Wordplay

  • When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Toaster

  • When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

    A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"
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  • Community talk

  • This school so broke even the LAPTOPS are laggier then a bulky 2000's laptop still being used as "finest" tech.

  • sorry guys tis casnova here, i keep needing to make new acc bc i keep forgeting my passwords on the other accs and the fact that i keep switching tech