Syndrome jokes
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.