Syndrome jokes
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.