Syndrome jokes
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.