Syndrome jokes
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What's worse than Aaron with Down syndrome?
Aaron with a rope.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.