What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Syndrome Jokes
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Down syndrome and brownies.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
