What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
This person has Down syndrome.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Down syndrome and brownies.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
