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I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.

Good luck, Gwen, with everything!

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends