Support jokes

What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?

Hang in there!

Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!

Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.

Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.

Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!

Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!

Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!

Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!

I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!

Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.

Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!

Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.

Karien: That is so boring!

Daiana: Well just work with me please?

Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

How do you get a depressed man out of the tree? You cut the rope.