What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Cause I am Batman!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
