Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Superhero Jokes
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Cause I am Batman!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. âWhat are you drinking?â he asks the guy.
âSuper Power Beer,â he says.
âOh, yeah? I doubt it?â
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
âAmazing!â the man says. âLet me have some!â The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof â and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. âYou know, youâre a real idiot when youâre drunk, Superman.â
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! đ
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
