Superhero jokes
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Cause I am Batman!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.