Super Mario jokes
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Super Mario.
Wahoo!