Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Your hairline caused the solar flare
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
Your forehead is so big it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Kiwis forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive 😏
If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
Your hairline is lookin so crusty like KFC chiken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin sun radiation.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
we destroyed 2 boats, AND THEY DROPPED THE SUN ON US TWICE
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
Are you the sun I can see from a mile away
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
-Dark_Humor
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
