Hotness

Peggy

why is mercury so hot? I know because the sun is killing mercury.

Degree

Hannah h

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀

Pig

ari / i love you.

what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i’m bacon.

Cup

J0K35

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.

Tan

Sub to Arki Bee Robloz

Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)

Bar

The sun

What is the sun’s favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!

Girlfriend

Anonymous

A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?

B : They’re both hot?

A : They’re both massive.

Teacher

Anonymous

Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright

Morning

Anonymous

The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…

Ball

ChocolateGacha

How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You’ll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Star

Anonymous

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star

  • sorry for posting this

Pepper

Daniel King

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

Hair

Anonymous

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let’s leave at night "!

Behind

Daniel King

Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.

Chocolate

sofia

whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery

Burning

XD×b

🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!

Throw

Daniel King

Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

Because the clouds kept throwing shades.

Yellow

Anonymous

What is yellow ? The sun ☀️

Degree

Daniel King

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

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