Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
