why is mercury so hot? I know because the sun is killing mercury.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
what did the pig say when he was in the sun. i’m bacon.
What do you call hot cups?
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)
What is the sun’s favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They’re both hot?
A : They’re both massive.
Why did the teacher were sunglasses? Because her students were so bright
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning…
How to learn your Vitamins. A = Art. B = Bouncy Balls. C = Cookies. D = Da Sun. You’ll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
- sorry for posting this
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let’s leave at night "!
Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery and the other kid 🧒 of weather is not slippery
🌍:You’re so hot!
🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
What is yellow ? The sun ☀️
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.