Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
i hate this website it sucks like if yoy agree!
Gay people would suck at war.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
Why do orphans suck at homework. Because they don’t a home
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Suck on deez balls
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)
