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Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!

my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

why did ur dad FUCKING LEAVE U he went to suck balls What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I've been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.