Stupid jokes
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
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