Stupid jokes

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,

I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

What will Reddit be without the robot logo?

Reddot.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

This is not a joke, it's a warning!

You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.

He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.

The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

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Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.