Stupid jokes
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Maybe Leo actually isnβt stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
What will Reddit be without the robot logo?
Reddot.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Memes
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, Iβm Texas!
Whatβs the difference??
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Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!