Stupid jokes
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.