Stupid jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
If I had a dollar for every time someone did something stupid,
I would have approximately 7.8 Billion dollars.
" I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MOMMY!"
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."