Stupid jokes
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.