Stupid

Stupid jokes

Girl

  • Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

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  • Fire

  • I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

    So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

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  • Cunt

  • I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

    BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

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  • Classmate

  • Bully: "You are so stupid!"

    Classmate: does nothing.

    Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

    Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

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  • Marijuana

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

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