Stupid jokes

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

Hi, I'm stupid!

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(