Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer: Keri Lake!

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Hi, I'm stupid!

Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says "moo moo."

Teacher: Good!

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"