Stupid

Stupid jokes

Man

    • I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

    I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

    He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

    Mama

    • Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

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    • Stupid memes

    Girlfriend

    • My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

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    • Drama

    • I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

    “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

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    • Pig

    • Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

    Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

    Class: A cow says "moo moo."

    Teacher: Good!

    Teacher: What does a sheep make?

    Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

    Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

    Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"

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    • Mama

    • Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.