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  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Insult

  • Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

    You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

    (Destroys phone cutely)

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  • Mama

  • Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

    Divorce

  • British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

    Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

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  • Gay

  • Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

    Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

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  • Friend

  • My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

    Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

    Microphone

  • Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

    I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

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  • Coyote

  • Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

    Carpet

  • My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

    Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!