Stupid jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣