Stupid jokes

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!