Stupid jokes

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.