Stupid jokes

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."