Student jokes
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When I walk to school, I fart.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldnβt do his homework.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnβt a joke, but why not?
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! π€¬