Struggle jokes
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I hate my life.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.