Struggle jokes

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I hate my life.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

What does a relationship and suicide have in common?

I always fail on committing.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

Quote Of The Day:

It's okay to struggle.

It's not okay to give up.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.

One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.

Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.