Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I hate my life.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
