Three friends were stuck in the desert they were struggling and trying to find food when. A they found a magical lamp the rubbed it and out came a genie and genie says "each of you friends get to have one wish" so the first friend said I wish to go home same as the second one the third friend said " I'm lonely I wish my friends were with me"
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Cancer is like a video game.
Some people cannot beat it.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
