Struggle jokes

Can't wait to meet you!

So join the Depression family!

We open real soon!

Try best to hold onto sanity!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Insomnia.

You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

Me: Help, I'm stuck in a trap.

Friend: What kind?

Me: It's called life. Yeah, I've been trying to get out of it for six years now, it just won't let me go.

Friend: That's not funny..

Me: Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to.

Friend: I'm calling your mom.

Me: She knows.

Friend: What's she doing to help, then?

Me: She's supposed to help?

Friend: Have you told your dad?

Me: I will when he comes back.

Friend: Where is he?

Me: I don't know, he's been gone for 15 years.

Friend: ....

Me: What?

Friend: Why?

Me: Why what?

Friend: Why would you joke like that?

Me: I was joking..

Friend: I know.

Me: Oh. I didn't know.

Friend:...

Me: Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow... Maybe...

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!

I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

Wanna hear somethin' ironic? When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.

Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven? Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Cancer is like a video game.

Some people cannot beat it.

It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.