Stomach

Stomach jokes

Fork

  • Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

    Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

    Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

    Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

    Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

    Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

    In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

    With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

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  • Traffic

  • There was a lot of traffic and Bob stopped.

    Babu is not a child. Helmets, helmets, flares, and light gloves — which should be his undoing today — are part of the Grünsen man's music.

    Risk: like Kuchi in Erdjeskos Age: after coax-caramel herring sauce.

    Bob Oberstein stands on the fabric of the Tapich expedition, measuring the short axis in centimeters for the short Everest. It's not funny, but the rubber star is moved 90 degrees to the right, but it happens. Tiny Fossel bans button furong. Bob Warler. Dan Grip.

    "Oh," said Bob.

    Weapons are dangerous and brutal.

    Long world!

    Here's Bob Gusko's Purselbaum starting to do it. Shaun Aram needs to take those big steps forward.

    Sing a song!

    The main series of Night Remnants is Bright Rainbows and Underworld by Stuart Haystack.

    Cars — Cars — Everything!

    The centrifugal forces losses are high. Bob's legs no longer adhere to Dam Dirk's Hilton. You can fill your stomach with three types of pilaf. At that time, the team that worked forever released the LEGO-Tele of Trep Hinab. Bob spins quickly and is yellow-blue.

    Hmm!

    The final stage: Bob's Torso Destroy action film manner over the laminate of the floor try only. Go to his leg and stop at Hastor.

    People.

    Donkey Bob tricks Commodus with his snow harp. Good science. But if the house of God says: If you are in the Bescherung District, around the house, you cannot do that.

    "The war against slaves..." Bob's comment was emotional.

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  • Food

  • Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."

    Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"

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  • Skeleton

  • 1. What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?

    Driving the zam-bony.

    2. Why are skeletons so calm?

    Because nothing gets under their skin.

    3. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

    Because he had nobody to dance with.

    4. What do you call a skeleton with no friends?

    Bonely.

    5. What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?

    A bone-zai.

    6. Why can’t skeletons play church music?

    Because they have no organs.

    7. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

    A numb-skull.

    8. Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?

    Because he didn’t have a funny bone.

    9. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

    Spare ribs.

    10. How do French skeletons say hello?

    “Bone-jour!”

    11. What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

    A dead ringer.

    12. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

    No body.

    13. What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?

    “You’re dead to me.”

    14. Why didn’t the skeleton play football?

    His heart wasn’t in it.

    15. Why did the skeleton go to jail?

    Because he was bad to the bone.

    16. Why did the skeleton start a fight?

    Because he had a bone to pick.

    17. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?

    “Will you marrow me?”

    18. When does a skeleton laugh?

    When someone tickles his funny bone.

    19. What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?

    Lazy bones.

    20. Why do skeletons hate the cold?

    It sends chills up their spine.

    21. What do you call a skeleton snake?

    A rattler.

    22. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

    He could feel it in his bones.

    23. Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?

    He didn’t have the stomach for it.

    24. What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire too long?

    He became bone dry.

    25. What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?

    A skelevision.

    26. What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?

    It came back with a skeleton crew.

    27. What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?

    Bone china.

    28. What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?

    A scare-plane.

    29. What does a skeleton fly in if his scare-plane isn’t available?

    A skele-copter.

    30. What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?

    “Bone voyage!”

    31. What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?

    Jawbreakers.

    32. What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?

    Nothing. It goes right through them.

    33. Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?

    Because he didn’t have the guts.

    34. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

    A trom-bone.

    35. What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?

    A sax-a-bone.

    36. What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?

    A spine-tingler.

    37. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?

    Because a dog was after his bones!

    38. Who is the most famous French skeleton?

    Napolean Bone-aparte.

    39. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

    “You suck.”

    40. Who is the most famous skeleton detective?

    Sherlock Bones.

    41. What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?

    “Looks like you are running a femur.”

    42. What’s a skeleton’s favorite rock band?

    The Grateful Dead.

    43. What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?

    Carpals.

    44. What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?

    Bone Jovi.

    45. Why did the skeleton go to the dance?

    To see the boogie man.

    46. What is half the diameter of a skeletal circle?

    The radius.

    47. Why did the skeleton student stay late at school?

    He was boning up for his exam.

    48. What do bony people use to get into their homes?

    A skeleton key.

    49. What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?

    A hip-ster.

    50. What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?

    Take skelfies.

    51. Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?

    They couldn’t pin anything on him.

    52. How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?

    He could see right through him.

    53. What Spanish food do skeletons enjoy most?

    Patella.

    54. What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?

    “I’m bone to be wild!”

    55. Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?

    To have his ghoul bladder removed.

    56. What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?

    A fibula.

    57. What did the skeleton say to his wife?

    “I love every bone in your body.”

    58. What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?

    Cranium operator.

    59. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

    The living room.

    60. How did skeletons send mail back in the olden days?

    The Bony Express.

    61. How much does an elephant skeleton weigh?

    Skele-tons.

    62. What type of art do skeletons like?

    Skulltures!

    63. What do skeletons complain about?

    Aching bones.

    64. Why do skeletons drink so much milk?

    It’s good for the bones!

    65. Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?

    He wanted tibia star.

    66. Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?

    In the skelebin.

    67. Why can’t skeletons fly over Area 51?

    It’s a no-fly bone.

    68. What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?

    Elbow mac

    Heart

  • They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

    Roast

  • My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

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  • Brother

  • A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

    But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

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  • Life

  • Why am I still alive?

    Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

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  • Pregnancy

  • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

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  • Speed Bump

  • What's the point of hiding the screaming speed bump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming. B: Make it look like an actual speed bump. And C... You think it's hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach.

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