Stomach jokes

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Why are there no chemists in Africa?

Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"

"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.

"I want to be a hunter."

"Why?" the other babies ask.

"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."

Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?

Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.

Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.

Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.

Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.

Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.

Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.

In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.

With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.

What is 1 + 1?

They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Diarrhea.

Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."