Stomach memes

Healthcare

1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with Lego figures. In the first panel, one Lego figure says, "My stomach hurts," while another is labeled "Doctor". The second panel shows the "doctor" figure saying, "you're lying." The third panel shows a closeup of the doctor figure with a slight smile, and the fourth panel shows the doctor presenting a bill with $60,000 written on it.

Fat

1 year ago

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Butterfly

2 years ago

A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

Muslim

1 year ago

A close-up selfie of the streamer Ninja with bright blue hair, sitting in a car and wearing a seatbelt. A text overlay reads: 'Just roundhouse kicked another pregnant muslim in the stomach, thank me later #bombdefused'.

Jokes

Food Coloring

7 years ago

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Bathroom scale

7 years ago

A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

Difference

3 years ago

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Stomach jokes