Steven Hawkins jokes

I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?

Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.

Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

Who is Stephen Hawking?

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.