Steven hawkings jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!