Steven hawkings jokes
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
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