What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Stephen Hawking died.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
