Steven hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!