How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
what did steven hawking say when he died
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Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
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What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
Whats black and sitting in a chair. Steven hawking after a house fire
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
What noise did Steven Hawkings make when he died? Windows Shutting down
whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it's a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Steven hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says... WAITTTT WHATTT
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up