Steven hawkings jokes
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
reCAPTCHA
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.