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Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
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Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
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