Stephen

Stephen jokes

If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?

Because when it beeps, it's him!

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?

Nothing.