Stephen hawkings jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.