Stephen hawkings jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.