Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.