Stephen hawkings jokes
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.