Stephen hawkings jokes
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen Hawking died.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.