Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.