What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
