Stephen hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.