Stephen hawkings jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.