How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/