Stephen hawkings jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.