Stephen hawkings jokes
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
"'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking.' - God (2018)"
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(