Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?