For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock. Who's there ? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie ?
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What colour is Stephen Hawkings house ? It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end you get space and he loved that.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
do you know steven is dead he doesent have a stone do you know how to find him a metal detector
Why havent they put stephen Hawking on charge yet?
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen hawking hasn’t, Upstairs
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop
get off your computer jessie jex
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
