Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Stephen Hawking Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Your fat!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
