Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

"Actions speak louder than words."

This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)