Stephen Hawking jokes
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.