Stephen Hawking jokes
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.