Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.