Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.