Stephen Hawking jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Was he under insurance claim?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Hi, Charlie, is your friend?
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.