Stephen Hawking jokes
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Your face.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.