State jokes
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
My existence.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.